Frostburg, Maryland- Autumn Lee Leathers, a 24-year-old English teacher at Mountain Ridge High School in Frostburg, Maryland has been arrested on accusations of repeatedly having sex with 15 year old student. Leathers was arrested Wednesday on multiple sex charges including: 2nd-degree custodial child abuse, fourth-degree sex offense, perverted practice and 2nd-degree assault. According to police, the alleged victim told investigators that he had engaged in sexual intercourse with the teacher in May, 2008. He also told investigators that he and the teacher repeatedly has sex at her home over the course of the last three months. Frostburg authorities obtained a warrant to search Leathers' residence and say they have obtained evidence that supported the victim's statements.

The town of Frostburg, MD can get off its high horse and stop pretending they're shocked this happened. When you hire a 24 year old good looking redhead with an obvious fetish-model name like Autumn Leathers, you do so knowing she's going to come aboard and start seducing 15 year old boys left and right. Call it an "immoral certainty." And you can't hide behind that old standby "Gee to us her name sounds like the title of a Robert Frost poem" either. Because that's how Santa Cruz ended up with sex scandal pervert Forest Cascade Miles. Putting teachers with names like that among your student body is like releasing bloodhounds in the walk in fridge at Roxie's.

The Grades:
Looks: I've said it a thousand times: there is no middle ground with redheads. And Autumn is more toward the Rose McGowan end of the spectrum than the Ginger Kid extreme. I'm guessing the carpet matches the drapes, in color and in length. Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: Autumn "repeatedly" had intercourse with the lad and only ends up with 2nd degree custodial child abuse and a 4th degree sexual abuse charge? That's like she landed all the jumps, made all the turns, stuck the landing, and the judges mark her down for artistic impression. Grade: A-
Intangibles: But in all my years of tracking Sex Scandal Teachers, this is the first time I've ever heard of the charge of "perverted practices." As a writer for the world's foremost salacious web site, should I be worried? And another thought: any idea what the "physical evidence" could've been? Used condoms? The boy's clothes? Some autumn leathers? Grade: A.
Overall: A-.